USB (BITCHIN) am i fucked ?

Ahah Thor God of bad luck, fund a kickstarter so that everyone gives you a penny to get TE support !

no seriously i cant sleep NO OP1 NO SLEEP

i would like to start kicking myself if possible
I send a bonjour a TE

Your best bet now is getting a new CPU board and replacing it yourself (or shipping the poor thing to Sweden)… I hope you get it all sorted!